Tiger Woods’ wife mad
being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.
man 1: dude did you hear that john cheated on jane.
man 2: yea she was tiger woods’ wife mad when she found out.
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a child’s toilet that is conveniently smaller to fit a child’s b-m, but comes in obese sizes in north america. timmy suddenly felt nature calling and ran to the toilet but was scared he would fall in so he went to his conveniently smaller tilit.
- Yimei
verb; yimei – two parts: yi=the mei=screecher screeching in the night done by asian female other definitions: also known as a sausage wallet. whoa, that girls is doing an yimei. did you just hear that yimei? my ears are bleeding.
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- beaches and shores
a subtle rhyming metonymy for “b-tches and wh-r-s” male 1: you’ll get over it. male 2: yeah, there’s plenty of fish in the sea. female: what are you guys talking about? male 1: beaches and sh-r-s. beaches and sh-r-s.
- Blantoning
to engage in the act of coitus, usually oral s-x, with a much older individual in order to further one’s career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization. g-d, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top. i still […]