tight as dick’s hat band
when something is very close fitting. also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.
also can be a play on words. d-ck is a man’s name and he wears a hat that is too tight….but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.
“man, that dress she had on was tight as d-ck’s hat band!”
“i will never date johnny again. he is too cheap! tight as d-ck’s hat band.”
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