tight slit
a p-ssy that is so perfect, it looks like a paper cut beneath a wisp of cotton. there are few p-ss-es this divine. when you come across one, you almost don’t even want to touch it because you are scared you will ruin the most beautiful art that you have ever laid eyes upon.
friend 1: hey man, did you tap that -ss last night?
friend 2: i was going to, but she had a tight slit
friend 1: sh-t really???
friend 2: yeah, i just had her stand in front of me instead so i could make a painting of such divine beauty.
friend 1: good call
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