Tighten Shit Up


if one is ‘uncool’, a cool person said, “let’s do something cool” and said ‘uncool person’ agrees does do the cool thing he/she has “tightened sh-t up”…
also:
to apply liquid nitrogen to the -n-s prior to penetration through a gentle vapour gas expulsion with no more than twenty psi thrust from machine of choice.
also:
to apply polyethylene 1 1/8 clamps to each side of a v-g-n- and penetrate with a 1 5/8 d-ld-, 10 inches in length… (not healthy or recommended)
1: footy g asked ryan if he wanted to hit a cashier, drink some tequila and beat up a midget. ryan agreed; and he “tightened sh-t up”.

2. i “tightened that sh-t up” on that chicks backdoor. now the chemical sign for nitrogen is still ni, however now it means “not inside!!!”

3. my clamps barely held her meat curtains so i had to “tighten sh-t up” with booster cables.

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