tightening the door knob
(participial phrase) the s-xual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the p-n-s upon male -rg-sm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door kn-b was being tightened
male 1: my girl was tightening the door kn-b last night.
male 2: what?
male 1: she twisted the head of my p-n-s when i came and i let fly a mighty -j-c-l-t-.
male 2: does it burn?
male 1: yea, but it was worth it. and she’s blind now.
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