Tighter than a nun’s asshole.

very tight. allows nothing to p-ss through. invulnerable to penetration
this wine is tighter than a nun’s -sshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the catholic religion and marries jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their -sshole is blocked with something.

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