tightey-whiteys
men’s briefs: white, with wide elastic band
with his nice buns, johnny vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.
briefs (as opposed to boxers)
“i don’t date guys that wear tightey-whiteys.”
the underpants of choice for those men who’s t-st-cl-s start to “hang low”. men’s equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. fights gravity for older men.
“once he’s done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. ive seen men with t-st-cl-s that hang down to their knees!”
quote from a retired nurse
the terrible default men’s underwear bestowed from boyhood; generally bearing ill-strations of spiderman, skeletor, power rangers, and the like, when first introduced, but eventually losing their distinct markings, prior to adolescence, in favor of brownish/reddish/yellowish stains fore and aft.
i friggin’ hate tightey-whiteys. d-mn you fruit of the loom!!! d-mn you!!!
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