Tigrandasaur
a tigrandasaur is a creature who lived between the years of 1000b.c and 2011 a.d. … this amazing animal has the body shape of a bracheosaurus, the head, tail, and legs of a panda, and the fur of a tiger. the tigrandasaur will cause extreme happieness to all who meet it. except for stupid people. tigrandasaurs do not like stupid people at all.
person #1: hey man, wtf is that ugly -ss thing over there??
person #2: oh, thats my neighbor’s tigrandasaur.
-tigrandasaur eats person#1 for calling it ugly-
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