TIISB
acronym for “the internet is serious business,” seen in many popular internet jokes. used when people get too vehement or serious about their forum posts/discussions by making p-ssive/aggressive ad hominem attacks.
“take a chill pill dude, anyone with half a brain can see that emilio bonifacio is the worst 3b in the league judging by half a dozen sabermetrics that if you’d taken 30 seconds to research you would have seen yourself. i don’t need to come down to your level to make this case to you.”
“dude, tiisb. take it easy.”
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