Tijuana Cocktail


a mixture of blood, sweat, spit, and s-m-n. usually added to one’s drink as a cruel joke
ron: hmm, this drink tastes a little weird and its sticking to the roof of my mouth. whats in it?

dale: thats cause its a tijuana c-cktail!

ron: motherf-cker!
a mixture of spit, sweat, and s-m-n. usually given to or added to one’s drink as a cruel joke
jack: ugh, this drink tastes like sh-t! what is it?

bob: its a tijuana c-cktail b-tch!

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