Tijuana Hat Dance


first someone fills a bath tub with water, then lays in it with only their d-ck head exposed. they then proceed to pull a fly’s wings off and place it on the newly formed c-ck island. as the fly runs around, the tijuana hat dance is achieved.
bill: hey where did all the flies in the window go?
sue: oh johnny caught them and took them upstairs, he said he needed them for a tijuana hat dance.
bill: a tijuana what?

johnny(m-ffled over the sound of water running): la cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no quieres caminar.

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