Tijuana sailboat


when a man, attempting to hit on a woman who is much too young or much too hot for him, pops an obvious b-n-r while wearing loose-fitting pants.
omigod, ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. he just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. it was disgusting!

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