Water Buffalo

secretive word with girls that means basically a f-ckboy. a good for nothing bc he gets with every single female he can that comes his way.
“oh my goshhh here comes the biggest water buffalo ever” girl 1
“yessss he gets with every girl ” girl 2
an obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into partic-p-ting in random s-xual encounters.
hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that pickerel hooked up with last night?
#fatty #bbw #slump buster #large marge #fat chick
when a guy with a really long, dirty beard performs oral s-x on a female with a particularly wet v-g-n-, then lifts his head and resembles a water buffalo emerging from a lake or river with water streaming down the co-rs- facial hair.
“last night i water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a gl-ss. it filled an entire hoffbrau beer stein. want a taste?”
#s-x move #s-x position #animal s-x #water-buffalo #v-g-n- juice #v-g-n- fluid #drinking v-g-n- juice #drinking v-g-n- fluid #warren #beard #goatee #goat tee #goat-tee
the word used in an ongoing drinking game in close-knit drinking circles when a poor fool has his beer/alcoholic beverage in his/her dominant hand.

when the word is yelled in an accusing way at this fool, they have to drink(or chug) whatever amount of alcohol is in the container of their dominant hand.
not recommended for inexperienced drinkers.
guy 1: “dude, steve got so trashed last night, he couldn’t even see!”
guy 2: “i know man, i waterbuffalo’d him four times in an hour!”
(high fives)
#beer #drinking games #water buffalo #water-buffalo #drunk games
racial slur used to refer to a black person.
in 1993, a university of pennsylvania student was charged with racial har-ssment because he yelled “shut up, you water buffalo” to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.
#n-gg-r #black #african-american #university of pennsylvania #penn #upenn
-water buffalo’s are plus size girls who lerk in the after hours of parties searching for p-ssed out pray. they yern for young pray such as freshmen, but will settle for old old bulls who are still making there rounds.
-verb to water buffalo
the ferocious water buffalo was hungry for man meat so she took to the past out freshmen on the couch. the freshmen stood strong and played dead. this didn’t stop the beast, she continued on for bigger pray, the stud senior, whom was still a functional drunk. she wasn’t taking no for an answer this time and had her way with him. the next morning the stud senior had been water buffalo-ed.
#dragons #water donkey #beasts #noudidntz #animal
to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.
john stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.
#shower coma #sleepy #water buffaloing #zombie #half-asleep
a prost-tute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your -ss off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she’s as beautiful as julia roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
#skag #tore up #stinkbomb #toothless zombie #upper cl-ss flap trap