Tijuana Schlitz
after eating some serious ghetto-mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.
dave: “d-mn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb.”
jeff: “yeah, but my stomach hurts.”
dave: “you p-ssy, you got the tijuana schlitz….i’ll go wait in the car.”
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