Tijuana Slugger


the act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your -ss.
person 1 – i’m having the worst day ever!!

person 2 – why? were you on the business end of a tijuana slugger?

person 1 – no…

person 2 – oh! i guess things aren’t as bad as they could have been then…

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