tijuana spyglass


the act of placing an empty corona bottle into the -n-s of another. the bottle should be inserted bottom first. once the bottle is inserted the other party can look into the open bottle and take a look at the inside of the -n-s. it is a tasteful mix of voyeurism and sado-masochism.
hey i’m gonna give you a tijuana spygl-ss i am going to take this bottle and shove it up your -ss.

me: why?

so i can check out that hot colon.

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