tijuana taxicab ride
perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous v-g-n-l cavity while on springbreak. the co-ed becomes so excited she excreets her montazuma’s revenge of diarehea on your neck, chest and facial area.
i just got back from spring break and got some wood carvings from a beach vendor a tijuana taxicab ride from a coed.
– carson daly
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