tijuana tuneup

when your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it
mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? i need a ride to the store for some tequilla?
mexican#2: not yet. i tried giving it a tijuana tuneup last night and i think it’s running worse now

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