Tik monster
a a dirty half breed (coloured) that does nothing else but smoke tik (crystal meths) through stolen light bulbs and surf trains train surfing to impress other female tik monsters. these fiends will suck and f-ck any orifice they can for money or tik. they also usually have blue gums
example 1: hey jebodiah look at that swak junky lying in its own pile of sperm, sh-t and vomit…
no larry thats a filthy tik monster lets get out of here before he trys to spider monkey our -ss again…
example 2: oh no here come the train surfing tik monsters, lets make a run for it before they cut off our scr-t-ms and use that to smoke their tik
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