tile polisher

21st century version of a c-rp-t m-nch-r. woman who performs oral s-x on another woman with no hair or “carpet”.
leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. only to find there is only tile to polish. she has found being a tile polisher is much better.

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