Tile Whitener
tile whitener : the result of -j-c-l-t-ng on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
ever get the urge to m-st-rb-t- on a tiled surface. i know i do. but when i -j-c-l-t-, c-m goes everywhere. now i don’t want to clean that up, i just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my p-n-s. so when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what’s all over the kitchen floor. i say, tile whitener!
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