tilt-a-whirl


n. a loose toilet seat likely to slide left or right while seated upon it, sometimes sliding completely off the rim of the bowl. a tilt-a-whirl can be particularly dangerous for men when the seat slides too far and pinches off the s-xual organs during defecation.
the men’s room here is completely unsafe, a tilt-a-whirl with no -ss gaskets.
when a girl sits on your p-n-s and proceeds to spin
my girlfriend would sit on my junk and do a tiltawhirl.
the act of sh-tting in ones clothes dryer, then turning it on. best when the dryer if full of clean laundry.
this b-tch threw giltter all over my house at a party so i gave him a tilt-a-whirl.
hook up with a girl, then using the time it took you to finish as a countdown, find another girl and hook up with her.
it took me 20 minutes to finish with this girl, so i pulled a tilt-a-whirl and in under 20 minutes i hooked up with a different chick!

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