Tim Kiley
a guy who likes sea manatees and is also a unicorn master, he can summon fire and dance like no other a bad -ss in anyones book if there book were to read look at that guy over there he is a hippie hatin, manatee s-xin, unicorn master, dancing fool
also someone who loves to play dungeons and dragons and when ever he rolls the dice he yells live action even thought this is not proper game etiquette
after i roll my 12 sided dice in our dungeons and dragons game i will use my tim kiley to kill all of your level 3 orcs.
that guy sure can tim kiley on the dance floor.
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