Tim Tebowed
when everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
i was sitting at work, the job i’ve held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me i was fired with no benefits. i couldn’t believe my boss just tim tebowed me like that.
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