tim whoretons


the awesome way of spelling tim horton’s which is a cafe/coffee shop.
(texting)

guy: yo we should hang out on the weekend.

girl: alright where should we have s-x?

guy: how about tim wh-r-tons? because you clearly belong there you stupid hoe.

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