Timbeard


gratuitous violence and over-the-top cinematic action, usually in the name of christianity.
“dood, i litrally just saw boondock saints ii: all saint’s day, and, it was more timbeard than the first one, somehow. from beginning to end, it was just one timbearded scene after the next.”

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