timber

(n.) a m-ssive, solid erection.
guy 1- “dude, cl-ss just ended, why are you still sitting there?”
guy 2- “well, i’ve been staring at chelsea’s t-ts all cl-ss, and i’m still rocking some serious timber!”
what you yell when it’s going down.
“it’s going down; i’m yelling timber.”
“the party is timber tonight.”
a s-x position. basically doggie style, but right before the guy c-ms, he pulls the girls’ arms out from under her yelling “timber”, causeing her to fall on her face.
(guy&girl having s-x)
-guy pulls on girls arms-
guy:timber!
a reference to the pitbull song timber ft. kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to wake forest university . it is the female equivalent to “lets get wired”. the phrase “i am going timber” as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.
i knew i was getting laid when those white girls where like “it’s going down, i’m yelling timber.”

she was like “i am going timber tonight”. i was like “do you baby, i am going to sit my -ss on the couch and smoke a blunt.”
the rare occurance when one is taking a sh-t and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. therefore causing you to not only whipe your -ss, but your b-lls as well.
i was on the sh-tter and i had to call out timber.
drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.
everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when mel fell on her -ss drunk. the entire room yelled “timber!”
1)cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. for maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), “timber!” is called, hence the name.
“come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire”

“mate got any skag?”
“nah i aint. let’s go down to cash converters and sell some sh-t. we can play timber on the way.”