Timbermoo


the extremely rare cosmic event, in which piles of timber, left to rot on a field combine to form a tree like zombie-cow, h-llbent on… well eating a tonne of gr-ss really.
random villager: “omg! that cow’s devouring my field”
random villager’s pirate friend: “tht’s no cow, tht be th’ dreaded timbermoo!”

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