timbourine
a half australian-half filipino goofball creature with a compet-tive ability in nocturnal activity. oversleeps often, and is known to run over kangaroos in its native environment. approach these goofb-lls with caution, they are known to skilfully use your own body weight against you. strong creatures have been taken down by the deceptively goofy looking timbourine.
also have a lot of ident-ty issues so tend to reject use of the label “timbourine”… harmless goofb-lls really so go ahead and refer to them as such!
also good sh-gs.
mmmm… timbourine… yes…
i am not a toy timbourine!!
late for work again timbourine?
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