Time Flab


term describing periods of a person’s life wasted by external forces beyond his or her control.
a good college degree is still worth it. good graduate degrees are still worth it. everything leading up to both — grade school, jr. high, high-school (even their parochial/prep versions) — contains the “time flab” that needs to get cut for a lot more smart kids.

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