time in a bottle
the most valuable thing
something we can never have
that moment you wish you could have back and live in forever
song written by jim croche
if i could save time in a bottle, the first thing that i would like to do, is to save every day till eternity p-sses away just to spend them with you
the idea that you are imprisoned by habitual alcohol consumption.
i would love to find a job! but what to do about this time in a bottle.
a friggin hourgl-ss
omg liek jeff still uses time in a bottle
an hourgl-ss
omg jeff still uses time in a bottle
the span of time that one has no recollection of while engaged in an alcoholic blackout.
yeah, i beat that b-tch down, but i was spending time in a bottle, so it aint like i’m responsible for doing it or anything.
see test tube babysee also sperm bank}
a singles bar in the year 2035.
“so were you conceived in the love c-n-l or did you spend time in a bottle”
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