Time Jew
someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and h–rding) everyones time. a time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.
every day i wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for ajit to meet up with me for lunch. what a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!
a person who refuses to go back and fix something, in fear that they will lose their precious time for counting their money. they’d rather have something look like cr-p instead of fixing it.
person: oh wow. you just laced your shoes wrong.
time jew: its okay. theres no time to go back and fix it anyway.
person: .. holy time jew..
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