time management


a term used by managers to justify inaction when subordinates complain that their workload is excessive.
s: “i just don’t have enough time to do all of this work.”
m: “you would if your time management was better.”
s: “i suppose you’re going to tell me you have an ‘opportunity’ for me now aren’t you?”
m: “d-mn right i am!”

a skill that is useful for graphic designers.

essentially, it allows people to rearrange other’s days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.

it is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.
can we postpone our 10 o clock meeting as i have a couple of time management issues.

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