Time Murder
a: killing time in the most absolute of ways
b:wasting an extreme amount of time in a stupid way
kid 1:dude,you stayed in ur house for 8 hours
stay at home kid:yeah, what of it?
kid 1: what’d you do
stay at home kid:just sat back played video games
kid 2: jeez! that’s time murder!
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