time to carb up!
a phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. it is meant as the solution to literally everything especially when you are starving like h-ll and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.
trying to go vegan guy: omg i feel like absolute sh-t! no energy to do anything. i can’t move. help me rebecca!
rebecca (the vegan): time to carb up! -drops a plate full of potatoes on him-
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