time travel

n. when one does not remember their previous night, esp. due to a large consumption of alcohol

v. to drink to such a point
man, i don’t remember anything after those jagermeister shots. i just woke up in bed. i must have been time traveling last night.
a bunch of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey, stuff.
wow! i just got back from a crazy time travel, but i accidentally created a break in time.
consuming so much alcohol that one blacks out and time-travels into the future, usually the next morning.
dude, i got so wasted last night. i totally time-travelled.
wow, you were drunk last night.
i know, i was time-traveling for sure.
what basically happens during sleep. that’s probably the reason why time flies so quick when you sleep, it’s because you time travel.
so i was waiting for my cousins to arrive here, but i realised that i have to wait four d-mn hours. what i had to is to sleep. now that’s time travel, culturally speaking!
to consume psychostimulants in a matter that makes time p-ss very quickly.

for example a university student using stimulants like adderall or ritalin with the intent to achieve higher study focus, but instead ending up spending hours browsing the web / discussing einstein theories with study mates.
i was gonna make the last push for my final exam, was going for an all nighter the day before it. i had a bunch of redbull and vitamin r at home, but the whole night ended up being a complete time travel.
when one is sh-tting while receiving oral s-x, if said person drops a t-rd at the exact moment of -j-c-l-t–n, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
dude, i was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you’ll never believe what happened!!!!! i blew my load and next thing i knew i time traveled to the 1800’s on the sh-tter!!!
time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying.
“dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing i knew, i was throwing up in the alley!”
“you must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!”

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