Timebortion
when you hate someone so much that you build a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time just far enough to execute the pr-ck’s father before he can deposit his seed.
r: nick won’t stop quoting full episodes of the simpsons.
t: i wish doc brown would give him a timebortion.
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