when a co-worker p-sses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just barely ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you clock, fart and run! trapping her in the crowd just soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with love! (also referred to as timeclocking)
“ml p-ssed sb off! did you smell that cr-p when sb timeclocked her? i thought my face would melt!”
if you’re have a phobia against a dumb-ss kid who thinks he’s the sh-t when he really isn’t diegophobic-that kid is diego is a f-cking stupid and thinks he’s the sh-t i have a i have a i really don’t like him i’m diegophobic
- safety dump
you take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case man i just took a safety dump before this long road trip
- herpe heathen
her/py/he/than; herpe heathen– just like any other offensive name, a herpe heathen is a name often referred to a very well “b-tchy” person. which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it. jessica- “wow! you are such a queer.” vanessa-“shut up you f-cking herpe heathen!” d-ck-” you […]
- megan f*cks
that celebrity that every 12-year-old learned to jack off to. man, megan f-cks is so fine, that i w-nk to her pics 10 times a day!
- cowboy b*lls
when your t-st-cl-‘s become stretched after years of hitting the saddle. i can nude hike anymore because my cowboy b-lls seem to attract briars.