Timeline Rape
when a friend on the popular social-networking website ‘facebook’, frequently posts (or tags you) on your timeline with content that obviously elicits your approval (or otherwise useless content) in an effort to gain your attention, publicize your relationship, or to simply annoy you.
abraham lincoln (status update)
“go wildcats!”
2 hours ago
ulysses s. grant likes your status “go wildcats!”
ulysses s. grant posted a link on your timeline wildcats beat jayhawks
ulysses s. grant tagged you in a post: “gettysburg address. — with abraham lincoln”
ulysses s. grant posted a link on your timeline gettysburg address- full speech
ulysses s. grant posted a link on your timeline feline fetishes
//good ol’ abe doesn’t need to call out ulysses for this incident as all their mutual friends can clearly see without a doubt, this instance of timeline rape.
signing on to facebook and making the horrifying discovery that, despite your protests, your profile has been switched over to the new timeline.
me: “so i hear everyone’s getting automatically switched to timeline over the next few weeks, whether we like it or not. this is pure timeline rape.”
antoine dodson: “they’s rapin’ errybody out here!”
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