what happens when a social r-t-rd (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
it can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the cl-ss(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what cl-ss or important sac you might have. and then to complete the r-t-rdation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.
-not very close acquaintance- saying: “hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. while i’m at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today.”
friend: “dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me.”
- Time Zone Dyslexia
a condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone. side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies. coping mechanisms: ocd-like checking of the hour; counting out from east to […]
- tinge in her minge
the state of s-xual arousal for a female bro 1 – “dude, shes totes got a tinge in her minge for you” bro 2 – “nice”
- Titty Lizard
a creepy guy who’s always trying to look down girls’ blouses the girls are p-ssed because george is such a t-tty lizard.
alarming, astonishing, awe-inspiring, awful, beautiful, breathtaking, daunting, dreadful, exalted, far out, fearful, fearsome, formidable, frantic, frightening, grand, hairy-, horrible, horrifying, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic, mind-blowing-, moving, nervous, overwhelming, shocking, striking, stunning, stupefying, terrible, terrifying, wonderful, wondrous, zero cool, awesome,adorable plural: tixit that shirt is so tixy. they are so tixit.
“too mother f-cking bad” parent: turn off that music, your sisters are trying to sleep. son/daughter: tmfb! i’ll do what i want! trap money f-ck b-tches ”tmfb” ”yea, you already know” travis motha’ f-ckin’ barker “did you go to that show?” -“ohhh yeah i did!” “did you see tmfb?” -“h-ll yeahh, he’s a god among […]