timezoned


1. to be in a specific time zone.

2. to be zoning out to such an extent that large amounts of time go by and seem like only moments.
1. “i’m timezoned yo!”

2. “whoa dude… i can’t believe it’s been 20 minutes.. i was totally timezoned..”

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