Timmy Ho’s


nickname for tim hortons
slang term referring to the canadian fast food restaurant “tim hortons”
i need to get my -ss down to timmy hoes and get me some timbits
short for tim horton’s, also known as “timmy’s” or “tim’s”. tim horton’s is the largest canadian fast food restaurant franchise and canadian cultural icon famous for its coffee and doughnuts.

the debunked urban legend that tim’s puts nicotine or other such addictive drugs in the coffee has sparked a cult-like following of caffeine addicts who regularly visit their timmy ho to get their fix.
ugh… my head is f-cking killing me!! gotta go see my timmy ho cause i’m jonesing for a double-double!
a playful slang word for a tim hortons employee.
“hey man! i got a job at tim hortons!”
“nice! now you’re an official timmy ho!”
ode to the great canadian coffee chain, tim horton’s. the act of busting a nut on your girl’s face, then throwing a handful of candy sprinkles at her, allowing her to look like a glazed doughnut with sprinkles – bonus for chocolate sprinkles.
example: “andrew, i totally gave your mom a sweet timmy ho’s last night”

andrew: “i hate you so much”
the underage riff-raff that hang out at 24 hour tim horton`s locations during the late night/early morning hours of the weekend. they are usually drunk, stoned, high, or a combination of any of the above, high-school aged kids who dress like wh-r-s, hence, “timmy hoes”. usually order m-ss amounts of baked goods to suffice their munchies.
friend 1: i saw shanna friday night at timmy hoes
friend 2: yeah, she`s such a timmy hoe!

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