Timmying
the art of using “timmy!” or ‘jimmy” as a grunt when playing tennis.
“did you see that twiner federer hit last night?”
“ya that was awesome! the only way to make it could have been better if he had been timmying.”
“the only way to make women’s tennis interesting is if they had to grunt timmy or jimmy during every shot.”
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