timmytale
a false or misleading statement. a statement not made in truth. basically anything that comes out of a b.s. artist’s mouth.
hey, guys! i’m going to a.c. tonight, who wants to go with me?
lol jk i had no intentions of going at all, i was just telling a timmytale!
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