Timper


you can’t define timper. second ranked after chuck norris, you cannot define what a timper is. you can’t divide it to any number whatsoever, and is made up of a m-ssive chunk of m-ss that’s both unstoppable and unmoveable.

taylor lautner’s twilight movie character name “jacob black” originally came from a timper.
chuck noris and timper in a fight, what happens?

second super nova.

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