Tim’s Hard Lemonade
mix a mike’s hard lemonade with 2oz of gin
craig: hey f-g, is that a mike’s hard lemonade?
you: no man.
craig: gin and tonic?
you: nope. it’s a tim’s hard lemonade, b-tch.
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