timshel
a regretful tattoo.
i got a tattoo of my ex girlfriends name when we were still dating…what a timshel!
the unfortunate act of wiping your b-tt and getting p–p on your hands.
“d-mn it! i wadded the toilet paper up too tight before wiping my -ss and timsheled on my fingers!”
“that’s okay i bro, i timshel all the time…just don’t forget to wash your hands.”
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