Tin Opener
a disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.
father : ‘i do not want you playing with that little posh kid’
son : ‘why not?’
father: ‘because he is an absolute tin opener’
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- tipping the chauffeur
when a p-ssenger in a vehicle inserts two fingers into a female p-ssenger’s v-g-n- and then reaches forward and sticks the fingers underneath the nose of the driver. mike was fond of tipping the chauffeur when he was in the back of eric’s car with his girlfriend brittany.
- Titfluence
the ability to influence someone with your b–bs. liz was unable to persuade max to move because she lacked t-tfluence.
- Titistics
the measurements of a females chest. alberto: i’m dating this new chick. dave: what’s her t-tistics? alberto: 36d. dave: sweet. what was that last girls t-tistics? alberto: 32a. dave: yikes.
- Tit juggling
when a large-breasted lady runs, jumps or does anything that makes her br–sts move independently of one another (one going up as the other descends, for instance) she is performing the act of t-t juggling. “hey, did you see brenda running to catch the bus today? major t-t juggling!”
- Klett
when a man drops his pants and you cant tell if what you see is a small p-n-s or and large cl-t, what you see is a klett. john: dude i was so surprised last night. jim: why? john: well cory acts so cool i thought he had a big p-n-s. jim: and? john: he […]