tinder bachelor
the act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the bachelor.
trimmer: hey, bro who you taking to formal
bruce: i don’t know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
dunphy: yeah good op, i’m chucking the same
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