Tinder Finger
the act of habitually swiping one’s index finger left on the tinder app even if you meant to swipe right.
“dammit! that guy was hot but my tinder finger betrayed me!”
“no! i swiped left! i hate this tinder finger!”
an overdeveloped and fatigued thumb caused by the left to right waggle of ones thumb whilst using the dating app tinder in search of clunge. warning, could lead to arthritis in later life.
dave: “i totally gave myself tinder finger searching for local sn-tch last night”
john: “dude your finger banging days are done”
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